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Post by Turkeytop » Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:37 pm

She began ‘maliciously’ spitting on her husband and wouldn’t stop, Florida cops say


A fight between a Florida couple took an unfortunate turn Thursday night.

Deputies from the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office were summoned to a home in Holiday around 11:30 p.m. regarding a domestic disturbance.

According to an arrest affidavit, Laura Jean Girchardt was arguing with her husband about household chores such as cleaning the home and planting plants in the front yard.

As the spat escalated, “the defendant in frustration began to spit on the victim continuously even when being advised to stop.”

The husband told authorities that Girchardt said, “I’ll spit on you whenever I want,” read the complaint.

During the interview, the wife, 58, eventually admitted to authorities what she had done:

The cosmetologist was placed under arrest for “maliciously and knowingly” spitting at her husband on a charge of domestic battery.

She remains behind bars on no bond.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/ ... 99467.html

Holiday FL is 374 miles from Niceville

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Post by Bryce » Fri Aug 09, 2019 11:52 pm

The relationship must have left a bad taste in her mouth.


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Post by Turkeytop » Sat Aug 10, 2019 1:00 am

The jail's pastor says he will pray for her eternal salivation.


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Post by Bryce » Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:36 am

She must be from Belgium. Her husband says she's Phlegmish.


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Post by Turkeytop » Sat Aug 10, 2019 11:29 am

She had just finished reading the Dickens classic, Great Expectorations.


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Post by Bryce » Sun Aug 11, 2019 7:25 am

I hear she owns a hawk. It's name is loogie.


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Post by Turkeytop » Sun Aug 11, 2019 11:57 am

She's a clean freak around the house. Everything is spit-n polished.


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Post by Bryce » Sun Aug 11, 2019 12:58 pm

I'll bet her grandmother wore these...

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Post by Turkeytop » Sun Aug 11, 2019 1:04 pm

Bryce wrote:
Sun Aug 11, 2019 12:58 pm
I'll bet her grandmother wore these...

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You'll recall, it all started with a spat.
As the spat escalated, “the defendant in frustration began to spit on the victim continuously


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