Sage Advice
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2019 6:13 pm
Now that I am about to turn the big six zero, a older friend felt it necessary to share some old man advice with me.
1. Never pass by a bathroom without using it. Odds are you will be looking for one in ten minutes.
2, Never let a boner go to waste. It may be the last one you ever get.
3. Most importantly, never, ever, trust a fart.
1. Never pass by a bathroom without using it. Odds are you will be looking for one in ten minutes.
2, Never let a boner go to waste. It may be the last one you ever get.
3. Most importantly, never, ever, trust a fart.