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Sage Advice

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Sage Advice

Post by Bryce » Sat Jul 27, 2019 6:13 pm

Now that I am about to turn the big six zero, a older friend felt it necessary to share some old man advice with me.

1. Never pass by a bathroom without using it. Odds are you will be looking for one in ten minutes.

2, Never let a boner go to waste. It may be the last one you ever get.

3. Most importantly, never, ever, trust a fart.

Cain killed Abel with a rock. God blamed Cain, NOT the rock.

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Post by Turkeytop » Sat Jul 27, 2019 6:17 pm

Yes, yes and yes.

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