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Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times

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Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times

Post by Turkeytop » Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:03 pm

Police Question Lot in Wife's Disappearance.

Forensics Lab to examine pillar of salt.



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Post by Turkeytop » Mon Mar 25, 2019 12:53 am

Itinerant preacher and twelve others charged with over fishing.



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Post by stopnswop2 » Mon Mar 25, 2019 1:09 am

What the fuck
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Post by Bryce » Mon Mar 25, 2019 10:33 am

Turkeytop wrote:
Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:03 pm
Police Question Lot in Wife's Disappearance.

Forensics Lab to examine pillar of salt.
Police investigate drug use at gathering after Stephen got stoned.


I survived four years of Carter. I imagine I can survive one year of Biden and three years of Harris.

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Post by Turkeytop » Mon Mar 25, 2019 10:57 am

Unspeakable Cruelty.

Camel Trapped Within Eye of Needle in Bizarre Religious Ritual.



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Post by zzand » Mon Mar 25, 2019 12:10 pm

Forecasters call for heavy rain, man builds big boat just in case



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Plague of Locusts on Horizon, Orkin Man on Vacation



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Grave robbery suspected as tomb is found empty.



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Post by Turkeytop » Mon Mar 25, 2019 4:31 pm

Goliath Slain

Grieving Family Pleads For Stricter Slingshot Controls.



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Post by Bryce » Mon Mar 25, 2019 5:30 pm

Turkeytop wrote:
Mon Mar 25, 2019 4:31 pm
Goliath Slain

Grieving Family Pleads For Stricter Slingshot Controls.
That may have been the MSNBC headline...

Over at Fox News...

Hulking terrorist menace slain, hometown boy hailed as hero. Parade planned.


I survived four years of Carter. I imagine I can survive one year of Biden and three years of Harris.

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Post by Turkeytop » Mon Mar 25, 2019 6:16 pm

Tributes Pour in For Goliath.

"A giant of a man."



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The doomsday clock is a minute closer to midnight details at 11.



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Post by ZenithCKLW » Mon Mar 25, 2019 7:24 pm

NS8401 wrote:
Mon Mar 25, 2019 1:41 pm
Plague of Locusts on Horizon, Orkin Man on Vacation
:rollin :rollin :rollin



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Post by Turkeytop » Mon Mar 25, 2019 7:48 pm

Red Sea Parted.

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Post by kc8yqq » Tue Mar 26, 2019 6:16 am

David and Goliath Participate in War Games; David Comes Out Ahead

New TV Series: The Many Loves of Solomon

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