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Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:03 pm
by Turkeytop
Police Question Lot in Wife's Disappearance.

Forensics Lab to examine pillar of salt.

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Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 12:53 am
by Turkeytop
Itinerant preacher and twelve others charged with over fishing.

Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 1:09 am
by stopnswop2
What the fuck

Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 10:33 am
by Bryce
Turkeytop wrote:
Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:03 pm
Police Question Lot in Wife's Disappearance.

Forensics Lab to examine pillar of salt.
Police investigate drug use at gathering after Stephen got stoned.

Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 10:57 am
by Turkeytop
Unspeakable Cruelty.

Camel Trapped Within Eye of Needle in Bizarre Religious Ritual.

Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 12:10 pm
by zzand
Forecasters call for heavy rain, man builds big boat just in case

Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 1:41 pm
by Deleted User 8570
Plague of Locusts on Horizon, Orkin Man on Vacation

Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:52 pm
by Deleted User 24
Grave robbery suspected as tomb is found empty.

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Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 4:31 pm
by Turkeytop
Goliath Slain

Grieving Family Pleads For Stricter Slingshot Controls.

Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 5:30 pm
by Bryce
Turkeytop wrote:
Mon Mar 25, 2019 4:31 pm
Goliath Slain

Grieving Family Pleads For Stricter Slingshot Controls.
That may have been the MSNBC headline...

Over at Fox News...

Hulking terrorist menace slain, hometown boy hailed as hero. Parade planned.

Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 6:16 pm
by Turkeytop
Tributes Pour in For Goliath.

"A giant of a man."

Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 6:42 pm
by Deleted User 14935
The doomsday clock is a minute closer to midnight details at 11.

Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 7:24 pm
by ZenithCKLW
NS8401 wrote:
Mon Mar 25, 2019 1:41 pm
Plague of Locusts on Horizon, Orkin Man on Vacation
:rollin :rollin :rollin

Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 7:48 pm
by Turkeytop
Red Sea Parted.

Tunnel Project Put on Hold.

Re: Imaginary News Headlines From Biblical Times

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 6:16 am
by kc8yqq
David and Goliath Participate in War Games; David Comes Out Ahead

New TV Series: The Many Loves of Solomon

Samson to Perform in the Musical "Hair".
Samson's Final Show Brings Down the House