Acceptable registrations in the queue through January 20, 2024 at 11:30a ET have now been activated. Enjoy! -M.W.

Terms of Use have been amended effective October 6, 2019. Make sure you are aware of the new rules! Please visit this thread for details: https://www.mibuzzboard.com/phpBB3/view ... 16&t=48619

So I got a Cologuard test to send back

A place to talk about any topic on your mind (non-broadcasting related). General conversation.
User avatar
Honeyman
Posts: 5645
Joined: Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:44 pm

So I got a Cologuard test to send back

Post by Honeyman » Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:14 pm

Wonder what would happen if I used one of my dogs turds for the sample?


The censorship king from out of state.

User avatar
HD74
Posts: 568
Joined: Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:53 pm
Location: SOMEWHERE BEHIND THE RACKS

Re: So I got a Cologuard test to send back

Post by HD74 » Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:58 pm

They'd find out you have rabies and send the guys with the nets!


You're never too old to learn something stupid.

User avatar
ZenithCKLW
Posts: 829
Joined: Sat Nov 13, 2004 11:21 am
Location: Livonia, MI

Re: So I got a Cologuard test to send back

Post by ZenithCKLW » Wed Nov 29, 2023 2:22 pm

Reminds of Seinfeld where Elaine uses Mrs. Seinfeld's urine sample for a drug test and after the analysis, her boss tells Elaine she's menopausal, has the metabolism of a 68 year old woman, and that she may have osteoporosis.



Realist
Posts: 971
Joined: Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:36 pm
Location: Northern Michigan

Re: So I got a Cologuard test to send back

Post by Realist » Wed Nov 29, 2023 6:30 pm

Piece of advice from someone who has used what me and wife call “poop in a box”:

If you’ve had a lot to eat in the past 24 hours and this is your first bowel movement, DON’T USE IT. Why? They’ll do to you what they did to me - reject the sample because you gave them too much sample. After the third time of rejected samples, that won’t send another one



Mega Hertz
Posts: 4265
Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:09 pm
Location: Brighton

Re: So I got a Cologuard test to send back

Post by Mega Hertz » Wed Nov 29, 2023 6:32 pm

I sent in a sample of Neckbeard's poo, it identified me as G G.


"Internet is no more like radio than intravenous feeding is like fine dining."
-TurkeyTop

Deleted User 9015

Re: So I got a Cologuard test to send back

Post by Deleted User 9015 » Thu Nov 30, 2023 12:18 am

Mega Hertz wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2023 6:32 pm
I sent in a sample of Neckbeard's poo, it identified me as G G.
I shit conservatives :8)



Post Reply Previous topicNext topic