I never use an alarm clock. I'm one of those people who wakes up right on the dot when I need to. Except, with this time change, I'm waking up a hour early.
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Why Do I Have a Black Eye?
Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?
I don't mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?
That's just an opportunity to have a beer, get started earlier!
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?
Then why do you need a clock?
Voting for Trump is dumber than playing Russian Roulette with fully loaded chambers.
Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?
So I can see what time it is.
I don't mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
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Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?
Why do you have a black eye?
Because you didn't have my GODDAMN dinner on the table at 5pm. Now get me a beer.
Because you didn't have my GODDAMN dinner on the table at 5pm. Now get me a beer.
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Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?
That is a good question, why does a retired union rep need to know what time it is?
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Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?
So I wake up in a dark room. Is it 4:AM? 5:53 AM? 6:30 AM? There's only one way to tell.
I don't mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?
I have a rule of waking up when it's light.
“Blessed are those who are righteous in his name.”
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Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?
In any hotel, I always pull the room darkening shades.
I don't mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?
I’ve had a trainee three trips in a row now and they get the decent room at the station for the “full experience”. I get put up at the Quality Inn for $90. Apparently room darkening curtains require $100 or more. I get lousy thin curtains and a “room darkening” curtain set that doesn’t move anywhere on either side of my thin curtains. And you complain about clocks.
Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?
You're not.
But I also agree that some of TT's posts are entertaining.
Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?
When I say I don't know how to do something it's because I don't.
I don't know how to do a brake job on my car. I don't know how to prepare my tax return. I don't know how to swim. I don't know how to knit. I don't know how to drywall. I don't know how to make a cake. I don't know how to dance. I don't know how to play cards. I don't know how to book a flight online. I don't know how to fix my lawn mower when it won't start. After attempting it once, I discovered I don't know how to cut my own hair. I don't know how to speak French. I don't know Morse Code. I don't know how to tell the time without a clock. I don't know how to make a Martini.
But I get the point. None of you are interested in my lack of skills. So, from now on, I'll avoid posting on subjects that would require me to make such an admission.
I don't know how to do a brake job on my car. I don't know how to prepare my tax return. I don't know how to swim. I don't know how to knit. I don't know how to drywall. I don't know how to make a cake. I don't know how to dance. I don't know how to play cards. I don't know how to book a flight online. I don't know how to fix my lawn mower when it won't start. After attempting it once, I discovered I don't know how to cut my own hair. I don't know how to speak French. I don't know Morse Code. I don't know how to tell the time without a clock. I don't know how to make a Martini.
But I get the point. None of you are interested in my lack of skills. So, from now on, I'll avoid posting on subjects that would require me to make such an admission.
I don't mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?
You gotta lighten up Turkey. It's social media. Part of the terms of use is to bust each others balls. I'll tell you the same thing I told Tin Foil Cap:
Lighten Up Francis.
Lighten Up Francis.
Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. There's no going back, and we can only go forward before we run out of runway.
Re: Why Do I Have a Brown Eye?
A lot of younger people who have decided to remain children well into their 30s have taken to buying black construction paper and putting it over their windows. Extra points if they put a towel under the crack of their door.
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Re: Why Do I Have a Black Eye?
The gas stations finally got their revenge.
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Remember that “2000 Mules” was concocted by a circus of elephants.
The right needs to stop worry about what’s between people’s legs. Instead, they should focus on what’s between their ears.
Audacity sucks.
Remember that “2000 Mules” was concocted by a circus of elephants.
The right needs to stop worry about what’s between people’s legs. Instead, they should focus on what’s between their ears.
Audacity sucks.