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You Just Might Be A Lefty...

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You Just Might Be A Lefty...

Post by Bryce » Sun May 28, 2023 8:36 am

(Said with my best Jeff Foxworthy impression)

If you drive your Volvo C30 to Target to buy your Bud Light, YOU just might be a lefty.


New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.

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Re: You Just Might Be A Lefty...

Post by Turkeytop » Sun May 28, 2023 9:13 am

Bryce wrote:
Sun May 28, 2023 8:36 am
(Said with my best Jeff Foxworthy impression)

If you drive your Volvo C30 to Target to buy your Bud Light, YOU just might be a lefty.
There's no one here more lefty than me. I don't drink Bud Light. We don't have Target here. I only drive North American, Union built vehicles.

The person you describe is hard core middle class.


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Re: You Just Might Be A Lefty...

Post by Bryce » Sun May 28, 2023 9:26 am

Turkeytop wrote:
Sun May 28, 2023 9:13 am
Bryce wrote:
Sun May 28, 2023 8:36 am
(Said with my best Jeff Foxworthy impression)

If you drive your Volvo C30 to Target to buy your Bud Light, YOU just might be a lefty.
There's no one here more lefty than me. I don't drink Bud Light. We don't have Target here. I only drive North American, Union built vehicles.

The person you describe is hard core middle class.
The person I describe is American.


New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.

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Re: You Just Might Be A Lefty...

Post by TC Talks » Sun May 28, 2023 3:03 pm

I drive a Honda and would only drink craft beer made from an artisan who knows what he's doing. Budweiser is an evil corporation regardless of their pandering.


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Re: You Just Might Be A Lefty...

Post by Mega Hertz » Sun May 28, 2023 4:43 pm

Bryce wrote:
Sun May 28, 2023 8:36 am
(Said with my best Jeff Foxworthy impression)

If you drive your Volvo C30 to Target to buy your Bud Light, YOU just might be a lefty.
Damn. I was hoping for something funny.


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Re: You Just Might Be A Lefty...

Post by Bryce » Sun May 28, 2023 5:59 pm

Mega Hertz wrote:
Sun May 28, 2023 4:43 pm
Bryce wrote:
Sun May 28, 2023 8:36 am
(Said with my best Jeff Foxworthy impression)

If you drive your Volvo C30 to Target to buy your Bud Light, YOU just might be a lefty.
Damn. I was hoping for something funny.
Your sense of humor must be in your mouth. Or it could be in an orifice a little farther south.
Last edited by Bryce on Sun May 28, 2023 6:01 pm, edited 1 time in total.


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Re: You Just Might Be A Lefty...

Post by Bryce » Sun May 28, 2023 6:00 pm

TC Talks wrote:
Sun May 28, 2023 3:03 pm
I drive a Honda and would only drink craft beer made from an artisan who knows what he's doing. Budweiser is an evil corporation regardless of their pandering.
You're not a lefty, you're an elitist.


New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.

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Re: You Just Might Be A Lefty...

Post by Mega Hertz » Sun May 28, 2023 6:42 pm

Bryce wrote:
Sun May 28, 2023 5:59 pm
Mega Hertz wrote:
Sun May 28, 2023 4:43 pm
Bryce wrote:
Sun May 28, 2023 8:36 am
(Said with my best Jeff Foxworthy impression)

If you drive your Volvo C30 to Target to buy your Bud Light, YOU just might be a lefty.
Damn. I was hoping for something funny.
Your sense of humor must be in your mouth. Or it could be in an orifice a little farther south.
Well it would be no different if I said "If you drive your Dodge 3500 with police and American flags on the back 100 mph on the freeway to buy another American flag and rush up to a guy in a uniform to breathlessly say 'Thank you for your service!' you might be a righty". It's just not funny.


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Re: You Just Might Be A Lefty...

Post by Honeyman » Sun May 28, 2023 6:51 pm

Mega Hertz wrote:
Sun May 28, 2023 6:42 pm
Bryce wrote:
Sun May 28, 2023 5:59 pm
Mega Hertz wrote:
Sun May 28, 2023 4:43 pm
Bryce wrote:
Sun May 28, 2023 8:36 am
(Said with my best Jeff Foxworthy impression)

If you drive your Volvo C30 to Target to buy your Bud Light, YOU just might be a lefty.
Damn. I was hoping for something funny.
Your sense of humor must be in your mouth. Or it could be in an orifice a little farther south.
Well it would be no different if I said "If you drive your Dodge 3500 with police and American flags on the back 100 mph on the freeway to buy another American flag and rush up to a guy in a uniform to breathlessly say 'Thank you for your service!' you might be a righty". It's just not funny.
Might be humorous if he picked an electric vehicle.


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Re: You Just Might Be A Lefty...

Post by TC Talks » Sun May 28, 2023 7:51 pm

Bryce wrote:
Sun May 28, 2023 6:00 pm
TC Talks wrote:
Sun May 28, 2023 3:03 pm
I drive a Honda and would only drink craft beer made from an artisan who knows what he's doing. Budweiser is an evil corporation regardless of their pandering.
You're not a lefty, you're an elitist.
Excellent, elitists drive middle class cars and pay a few extra bucks for a beer? I didn't know.


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Re: You Just Might Be A Lefty...

Post by Bryce » Sun May 28, 2023 8:09 pm

Mega Hertz wrote:
Sun May 28, 2023 6:42 pm
Bryce wrote:
Sun May 28, 2023 5:59 pm
Mega Hertz wrote:
Sun May 28, 2023 4:43 pm
Bryce wrote:
Sun May 28, 2023 8:36 am
(Said with my best Jeff Foxworthy impression)

If you drive your Volvo C30 to Target to buy your Bud Light, YOU just might be a lefty.
Damn. I was hoping for something funny.
Your sense of humor must be in your mouth. Or it could be in an orifice a little farther south.
Well it would be no different if I said "If you drive your Dodge 3500 with police and American flags on the back 100 mph on the freeway to buy another American flag and rush up to a guy in a uniform to breathlessly say 'Thank you for your service!' you might be a righty". It's just not funny.
It is because it's topical and hits upon something that is actually happening currently.


New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.

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Re: You Just Might Be A Lefty...

Post by Motown322 » Sun May 28, 2023 9:39 pm

Honeyman wrote:
Sun May 28, 2023 6:51 pm
Might be humorous if he picked an electric vehicle.
Everyone knows all real "lefty"s drive 2-door hatchbacks that haven't been produced for 10+ years.



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Re: You Just Might Be A Lefty...

Post by Rate This » Sun May 28, 2023 10:28 pm

Bryce wrote:
Sun May 28, 2023 8:09 pm
Mega Hertz wrote:
Sun May 28, 2023 6:42 pm
Bryce wrote:
Sun May 28, 2023 5:59 pm
Mega Hertz wrote:
Sun May 28, 2023 4:43 pm
Bryce wrote:
Sun May 28, 2023 8:36 am
(Said with my best Jeff Foxworthy impression)

If you drive your Volvo C30 to Target to buy your Bud Light, YOU just might be a lefty.
Damn. I was hoping for something funny.
Your sense of humor must be in your mouth. Or it could be in an orifice a little farther south.
Well it would be no different if I said "If you drive your Dodge 3500 with police and American flags on the back 100 mph on the freeway to buy another American flag and rush up to a guy in a uniform to breathlessly say 'Thank you for your service!' you might be a righty". It's just not funny.
It is because it's topical and hits upon something that is actually happening currently.
Bud Light is a beer that is popular among poor folks largely in trailer parks and other hick locations. Lefties drink it in far smaller numbers than righties. Most certainly not those driving a Volvo… they would never rush out to buy it. Your idea is good as a joke but you picked an absolutely horrendous set of characters and it just doesn’t work man.



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Re: You Just Might Be A Lefty...

Post by Turkeytop » Sun May 28, 2023 10:33 pm

Rate This wrote:
Sun May 28, 2023 10:28 pm



Bud Light is a beer that is popular among poor folks largely in trailer parks and other hick locations. Lefties drink it in far smaller numbers than righties. Most certainly not those driving a Volvo… they would never rush out to buy it. Your idea is good as a joke but you picked an absolutely horrendous set of characters and it just doesn’t work man.
Hey now. I'm a lefty. I live in a trailer park for six months of the year. I don't drive a Volvo and I never touch Bud Light.


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Re: You Just Might Be A Lefty...

Post by Bryce » Mon May 29, 2023 12:17 am

Rate This wrote:
Sun May 28, 2023 10:28 pm

Lefties drink it in far smaller numbers than righties.
Looks like a whole lot less of them these days. Their sales are WAY down, and their stock has cratered as well.
According to data cited by the beverage industry trade publication Beer Business Daily, sales volumes of Bud Light for the week ending May 13 sank 28.4%, extending a downward trend from the 27.7% decline seen the week before.
But, you feel free to enjoy.


New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.

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