Used to know a working class guy, a miner up in Sudbury. He could pop out his glass eye and use his eye socket as a bottle opener.

Matt wrote: ↑

Tue Jun 29, 2021 6:20 am

Doesn't Labatt Blue have twist off caps?

They do, but it's really hard to twist.

HD74 wrote: ↑

Mon Jun 28, 2021 10:59 pm

An bouttle oupener perhaps?

Your spelling is awful, but you nailed it.

Matt wrote: ↑

Mon Jun 28, 2021 10:34 pm

Did you see my first guess in the list?

You mean screwdriver? That was wrong.

I warned that these would start getting more difficult.

No more Mr Nice Guy.

Matt wrote: ↑

Mon Jun 28, 2021 9:58 pm

Screwdriver, battery tester, tape measure, and... A CELL PHONE CHARGER! HA! MIDDLE CLASSSSSSS!

. You got the tape measure. But the one I was really looking for is indicated with a red arrow.

Keeping with the low tech theme - -

I don't know that Wuhan Flu counts. Diseases are commonly named for where they came from or the first noted case. The other one is par for the course for this guy. Of course, "Wuhan flu is perfectly respectable. After all. it was the leader of the free world who coined the phrase. Along with Kung f...

G G wrote: ↑

Mon Jun 28, 2021 4:01 pm

I agree.

It seems that dykes have a natural immunity to the Wuhan Flu.

Only two slurs? You can do better than that. What about the N word? Maybe a swastika or two.

Matt wrote: ↑

Mon Jun 28, 2021 12:21 pm

He "allegedly" doesn't know what a mulligan is.

Who made that allegation? You don't think I know anything? A mulligan is some kind of white trash hair style

Bryce wrote: ↑

Mon Jun 28, 2021 11:36 am

Looks to me to be a disciplinary device for very naughty women.

Where can I find one of those women?

HD74 wrote: ↑

Sun Jun 27, 2021 10:58 pm

Perhaps, a flye swatour?

We have a winner.

I've been making these easy to soften up everybody. From now on they'll be a lot more challenging. No more Mr. Nice Guy.

Another low tech device

Musicrewired wrote: ↑

Sat Jun 26, 2021 2:21 pm

Stelara sounds as much like a model of car as it does a pharmaceutical product.

"Stop by your local Hyundai dealer and check out the Stelara, all new for 1996!"

Except they would only say it's a vehicle, not what type. Could be a car, a SUV, a snowmobile or a locomotive.

"Ask about a Stelara."

MotorCityRadioFreak wrote: ↑

Sat Jun 26, 2021 11:03 pm

Old people, Karens, hicks, alligators, tornadoes, and hurricanes….sounds like a great state.

And don't forget "Stand your ground."

I think we'll see no more of TCSU on this thread.