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- Tue Apr 28, 2020 10:50 pm
- Forum: Political Potpourri - U.S. and World
- Topic: No milk or meat in near future??
- Replies: 6
- Views: 321
- Mon Apr 27, 2020 2:17 pm
- Forum: Political Potpourri - U.S. and World
- Topic: Tara Reade
- Replies: 106
- Views: 3518
Re: Tara Reade
Why doesn't Joe just pay her off?
Works great for our current leader.
Oh, sorry, we're not discussing that.
Works great for our current leader.
Oh, sorry, we're not discussing that.
- Tue Apr 21, 2020 1:16 pm
- Forum: Political Potpourri - U.S. and World
- Topic: On a scale of 0-10, how worried are you about coronavirus?
- Replies: 430
- Views: 14698
- Fri Apr 17, 2020 9:50 pm
- Forum: Chatterbox
- Topic: Who's woking? Who's not?
- Replies: 10
- Views: 805
Re: Who's woking? Who's not?
Not woking today, but I made some great stir-fry yesterday. PBS create has been running that Yan guys shows back to back the past week. He can cook!
- Thu Apr 16, 2020 11:07 pm
- Forum: Chatterbox
- Topic: Up your nose with a rubber hose?
- Replies: 10
- Views: 919
Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose?
Me! Me! Ask me!!
- Thu Apr 16, 2020 10:59 pm
- Forum: Chatterbox
- Topic: I refuse to wear a mask
- Replies: 56
- Views: 5350
Re: I refuse to wear a mask
Tareytown Maryland. You just can’t make this shit up.
You’ll have to google it yourself. Sorry.
You’ll have to google it yourself. Sorry.
- Tue Apr 14, 2020 9:48 pm
- Forum: Chatterbox
- Topic: Up your nose with a rubber hose?
- Replies: 10
- Views: 919
Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose?
In yer ear with a can of beer!
And out of respect for tt’s request we’ll leave King Tut’s hut out of it.
And out of respect for tt’s request we’ll leave King Tut’s hut out of it.
- Thu Apr 09, 2020 11:04 pm
- Forum: Chatterbox
- Topic: What are you doing to help yourself and others cope with the current environment?
- Replies: 70
- Views: 8202
Re: What are you doing to help yourself and others cope with the current environment?
And I would certainly be jogging around town on January 2nd. Other than your voluntary confinement, what is your town doing?
- Thu Apr 09, 2020 10:39 pm
- Forum: Chatterbox
- Topic: What are you doing to help yourself and others cope with the current environment?
- Replies: 70
- Views: 8202
Re: What are you doing to help yourself and others cope with the current environment?
I’d take the bike, probably a lot you’ve not seen for a bit.
- Thu Apr 09, 2020 10:31 pm
- Forum: Chatterbox
- Topic: What are you doing to help yourself and others cope with the current environment?
- Replies: 70
- Views: 8202
Re: What are you doing to help yourself and others cope with the current environment?
So what’s the first move? Grocery store to breathe nasal droplets? Bar to breathe nasal droplets? Menards to buy bricks?
- Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:59 pm
- Forum: Chatterbox
- Topic: Name The Beer 2.1
- Replies: 281
- Views: 23949
Re: Name The Beer 2.1
Tecate light?
- Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:53 pm
- Forum: Chatterbox
- Topic: Another late April snowstorm?
- Replies: 11
- Views: 990
Re: Another late April snowstorm?
I don’t know about snow, but I guarantee there will be large cloud formations on 4/20. My meterlogoligist says they will be quite heavy and thick. 
- Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:50 am
- Forum: Flint, Tri-Cities, and The Thumb
- Topic: How long until shows are anchored from home?
- Replies: 19
- Views: 1847
Re: How long until shows are anchored from home?
Ok, one comment. Sorry Dudley. You can’t use cc as prompter anymore, the lag is about 9 seconds.back in the days? Suuuiuure... but not now.
- Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:06 pm
- Forum: Political Potpourri - U.S. and World
- Topic: Where's the evidence that "Stay at Home" slows the spread?
- Replies: 42
- Views: 1434
- Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:53 pm
- Forum: Political Potpourri - U.S. and World
- Topic: Nurses “price gouging”
- Replies: 15
- Views: 780
Re: Nurses “price gouging”
Plant some lilacs, next time the world ends you can walk around them and they smell nice.