Would hate to be the detail person at his car wash.

Has he accused anyone of the heinous crime of malicious ice cream melting yet?

Some of you may be getting the station and not know it. I'll post this again, try it, it may just work for you. Unhook your antenna, do a complete channel scan with no antenna. Re-attach your antenna, do a second scan. This will remove the old channel plan from your set, and install the current chan...

HILLARY! Drink!

Probably the same as folk in a convenience store do. Gotta give ya a twitch.

Wow. If I could figure out how, you’d see Amy’s white cheese macaroni. And a very nice Delmonico off the grill, the wind died down today. The Mac sucked, wish I didn’t have another container, had to open a Stoofers frozen mac, the cat wouldn’t even eat the Amy’s, gave me the claw and walked away. St...

Sorry, forgot this “e”.

The obvious joke here is way blow me, I’ll leave it to someone else.

It's kind of like life during wartime, or camping. I'd have to post pics of things not like lamb chops, more like stuff I wouldn't normally eat, packaged fruit cups, frozen mac and cheese, other yuck. Now that the hoarders have glommed on to all the toilet paper, they've turned their attention to me...

Most people I see in the stores now are wearing masks.
Menards has a guard to make sure you have one.
Some grocery stores aren't enforcing it however.
From what I can tell of those I see without one, it seems they may think methamphetamine makes you immune from the virus.

Huh? What?

Yiddish Polkas.
Makes my beer taste better.

So why can’t this guy take appointments?
That’s what they’re doing in the states that are reopening. He could be a shining example of common sense, but instead of leaders, we get this.

Good job!
Now grab one and go f**k yourself!!
Weeeeeeee!!!!

What to do????? I've got so many Natty Daddy cans I'm running out of room in the back of my trailer! I already stuffed the extra toilet paper in the old washer and dryer on my porch! I can't put any in the BBQ, I'm using that to store extra sand hanitizer! The park manager won't let me pay in cans! ...