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by paul8539
Mon Dec 21, 2020 11:44 pm
Forum: The Stadium
Topic: Cleveland Indians considering name change
Replies: 40
Views: 6478

Re: Cleveland Indians considering name change

Since the football team is the Browns, how about calling the baseball team the Purples.
by paul8539
Mon Dec 21, 2020 11:40 pm
Forum: The Stadium
Topic: Will the Steaming Pile Break .500?
Replies: 10
Views: 2106

Re: Will the Steaming Pile Break .500?

Not this year.
by paul8539
Mon Dec 21, 2020 11:39 pm
Forum: The Stadium
Topic: Michigan cancels OSU game
Replies: 31
Views: 5098

Re: Michigan cancels OSU game

Don't they have a JV team that they can draw from? Sorry, the JV team has been playing the last 8 weeks.
by paul8539
Mon Dec 21, 2020 11:37 pm
Forum: The Stadium
Topic: The Olympic Games Have Jumped The Shark
Replies: 16
Views: 2634

Re: The Olympic Games Have Jumped The Shark

How about having Simon Says as an olympic sport. For the Chinese, have it as Chairman Mao says. For the Russians, 'Do what I say or it will be Siberia for you'.
by paul8539
Thu Dec 17, 2020 7:43 pm
Forum: Music Musings
Topic: How Many Of You Played "The Chipmunk Song" 45 At 33 RPM?
Replies: 11
Views: 2015

Re: How Many Of You Played "The Chipmunk Song" 45 At 33 RPM?

I did it, and it sounded mostly normal. About an octave or so lower and much slower than at 45. Record it at 33, play it at 45.
by paul8539
Thu Dec 17, 2020 7:37 pm
Forum: Let's Break for Commercials
Topic: Geico Caveman
Replies: 11
Views: 7092

Re: Geico Caveman

What I would like to see: The Caveman catching the Gecko and putting him on a plate, like he is going to have lunch. I would like to hear what the Gecko is going to say.
by paul8539
Thu Dec 17, 2020 7:33 pm
Forum: Let's Break for Commercials
Topic: Sam Bernstein - "We Are Family"
Replies: 4
Views: 5003

Re: Sam Bernstein - "We Are Family"

Did they get permission from Sister Sledge to use the song?
by paul8539
Thu Dec 17, 2020 7:30 pm
Forum: Let's Break for Commercials
Topic: Mr. Peanut Is Dead
Replies: 2
Views: 3830

Re: Mr. Peanut Is Dead

Let's give him a farewell roast.
by paul8539
Thu Dec 17, 2020 7:27 pm
Forum: Let's Break for Commercials
Topic: New Annoying Ad (Refloor)
Replies: 1
Views: 3544

Re: New Annoying Ad (Refloor)

The song is slightly different. Just enough to avoid copyright issues.
by paul8539
Thu Dec 17, 2020 7:26 pm
Forum: Let's Break for Commercials
Topic: Favorite Ad One-Liners
Replies: 138
Views: 46584

Re: Favorite Ad One-Liners

How about this one from The Apprentice:

Trump, You're Fired!
by paul8539
Thu Dec 17, 2020 7:24 pm
Forum: Let's Break for Commercials
Topic: Filling the Void
Replies: 7
Views: 4732

Re: Filling the Void

It seems that the Michigan Lottery has cut down on their ads. There are more ads from companies that want to take your money, than there are from the State who wants to take your money.
by paul8539
Thu Dec 17, 2020 7:22 pm
Forum: Let's Break for Commercials
Topic: Baby I got your Laundry
Replies: 1
Views: 3576

Re: Baby I got your Laundry

OK, but will she iron the shirts?
by paul8539
Thu Dec 17, 2020 7:21 pm
Forum: Let's Break for Commercials
Topic: The Military-Commercial complex
Replies: 8
Views: 4676

Re: The Military-Commercial complex

How about: General Motors, General Electric, General Mills, General Dynamics, Admiral Refrigerator, Private Parts.

There was also a Major Minor in a cartoon series many years ago.
by paul8539
Thu Dec 17, 2020 7:17 pm
Forum: Let's Break for Commercials
Topic: Least favorite commercials of all-time
Replies: 25
Views: 9703

Re: Least favorite commercials of all-time

My least favorite: these ads promoting a better sex life if you take our pills. It won't help me. I don't have anybody to do it with.

Find me a nice young lady to do it with, and then maybe I will take your pills.
by paul8539
Thu Dec 17, 2020 7:14 pm
Forum: Chatterbox
Topic: Amid The Pandemic, The Planets Will Put on a Show
Replies: 4
Views: 635

Re: Amid The Pandemic, The Planets Will Put on a Show

There was too many clouds for several days. I could not see anything up there.