God I’m so glad we’re smarter now!
Oh wait, antennas?
I bought the one that brings in all the channels in the world on my yacht! You stupid engineers, fix your stuff! How dare you think I should know how to operate my TV! Get with it dumbasses!

Ding ding ding!!!! That one wins the internet tonight!
Join us tomorrow when a tampon appears in a gas pump!

How long does it take to charge an electric car?

BAD ED WALKER! BAD! It is ALWAYS the TV station! I am hearing Spanish! You people are causing a conspiracy!! Did you push your SAP? Absolutely not, you are all a bunch of idiots! I won’t watch you ever again! I just came up to the lake house, why can’t I see your stupid station? You people suck! Did...

Perhaps you could put some flip floups on without socks, and stick a fancy label on your glasses? They might mistake you for middle class, and let you in the special middle class entrance? Just a suggestion. What is the penalty for impersonating middle class in Canadia? Do they put you in that thing...

Perhaps you should invest in an antenna with VHF elements? They are on channel 10 after all.

Richards Wild Irish Rose, 1978, early, white, with River Rouge grapes.

Political Potpourri, self explanatory, no description necessary.
Now go buy some flip-floups or no tires for you.

No, they wear flip-floups at Canadien tire.

TT is correct, keep the politics in the politics section, seems like some people just can’t turn it off.

Next time you place your order, don’t forget to say “no anchovies please”

I would submit, rather than traipsing through Metro, a private jet may just be safer for her. With a bunch of riled up yahoos running around wah-wahing and stalking her she was probably far better jetting off from a less used venue. Perhaps COVID was not what she was worried about.

No, what do you mean? Do you think he might have had a Koran in his buttocks?

It’s hard for them to get their masks on and off.
Ruffles their feathers.

I like Roush

Ok, so you fixed it Canadanese wise. I still haven’t figured out why you folk can’t spell and talk in English. Us Americans know how to speak, the English haven’t figured it out yet, but claim the language as theirs? Since my neighbor is in merica, he is my neighbor. Is this a picture of your neighb...