Cops probably figured he was full of shaving cream.

So much for opiate constipation....

Petit theft? Were they chocolate laxatives??

Mork calling Orson.........

Can you pay cash?

Bah! I won't fly anyway, ever since they booted me off NW because I had a couple of chickens. Scared the birds, feathers and eggs everywhere. You'd think the pilot would have said something while we were in the bar before the flight. Just RUDE!

A nice hearty cantaloupe and zucchini bisque sounds delightful on a cold winter day, or serve it cold in the summer on a nice bed of brussel sprouts, or collards if you want a creole taste to it.....

I've burned trash from an outhouse...kerosene, gasoline, when the wind is not blowing into camp...

I thought the green bottles were supposed to help it not be skunky?
I forgot about Molson XXX, brown bottle on that one, liked it too, none of the skunk in there.
Keep ya warm on da snomachine eh?

Molson Export was a really good beer, I wonder why they quit selling it in MI?
Molson Ice on the other hand....every time someone opened one I thought I smelled pot.
Very skunky.

I have NOAA receivers in my barns, as sometimes when I'm wrenching, I'm not paying attention to what's going on outside unless something like a H*** wind gust comes blasting. On the road, my CB's have wx band on them. I find them handy for when you find yourself in a parking lot that is supposed to ...

Forgive me asking, but I've heard bay leaves can kill you if you forget and leave them in. Any truth to that?

Dominoes on McNichols is 975 miles from Niceville.

Looks a lot like the cat detector van from the Ministry of Housinge. It reportedly can pinpoint a purr at 400 feet.

"No doubt he had talked to a consultant who thought it could be repeated or waived."
Or he just pulled it out of his ass.
FCC rules meant nothing to that guy, one of the true bottom feeders of the radio industry.