I am looking forward to some of the comedy I will be reading soon... however for those of you who will be providing it to me, I will provide you some of my own,

Alright, here I go. Sorry, but I get in-depth with this, it's a tradition. Hold on, taking a shot, chasing with kool-aid, swishing it around... ok, here we go!

9-7 Just missing the playoffs, comes down to week 17 in Green Bay... 9-7 or 10-6 and I let history decide it unfortunately

1 at Tampa Bay Buccaneers W I like this one, continue road winning streak
2 Kansas City Chiefs W
3 at Minnesota Vikings L McNabb destroys us all the time
4 at Dallas Cowboys L
5 Chicago Bears (Monday Night Football!) W We're usually good on MNF, lol
6 San Francisco 49ers W
7 Atlanta Falcons L
8 at Denver Broncos W
9 Bye
10 at Chicago Bears W We sweep Chicago this year
11 Carolina Panthers W
12 Green Bay Packers (Thanksgiving) W No more turkey losses for awhile
13 at New Orleans Saints L
14 Minnesota Vikings L Minnesota sweeps us this year
15 at Oakland Raiders W
16 San Diego Chargers L
17 at Green Bay Packers L Lambaeu losing streak continues

Still sticking with 4-12. They will have one upset win though, just to fool the fans into thinking they are a good team.

Upon further review:

KC, SF, Carolina - W
Everything else - L

Including blowout losses on MNF and Thanksgiving, reigniting the cries to take the game away from Detroit (and for good reason).

In other news:

Raiola melts down again.
Suh suspended by the league for going all Ron Artest into the stands.
Matt Stafford a finalist for the Chris Brown Award for claiming the most bizarre injury.
Coach Schwartz gets Bobby Ross Religion and quits at the two-minute warning of the game going in to the Bye Week.

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Wow, I was expecting comedy Fletch, but that was more than I could have ever asked for!

A few questions/thoughts...

I agree that three wins you picked are the most concrete and likely. I don't think we are going 3-13 though... call me crazy.

So, does Suh run into the stands at Ford Field or into stands on the road?

Fletch, even you know that Chicago never blows us out. They beat us close and in a painful ways... i.e the Morninwheg overtime coin toss, the overtime kick-off return in 1980, Calvin Johnson's phantom TD last year...

Jim Schwartz would never quit his job at the two minute warning. He'd do what the Lions have been good at doing in the past... quit at the end of the 3rd Quarter!

Never say never, Brandon. Here's a sample from recent history.

1-3-10: 37-23
10-5-08: 34-7
9-17-06: 34-7
9-18-05: 38-6

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Congratulations Brandon. The First Step is admitting you have a problem.

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Consultants Creed: If you're not part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

Who said crazy was a problem? Better than an eternal pessimist any day!

Agreed, 4 and 12....

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