A — The reason the Republicans offer bigger tax cuts for the wealthy, is:

(1) They use the money to stimulate the economy, because the wealthy are "jobs creators."

(2) The middle and lower classes haven't done anything to deserve them.

(3) Because bribing the wealthy for their loyalty buys their economic support (but don't tell anyone, it's supposed to be a secret!)


B — Abortion should be banned in ALL instances, except for:

(1) When a pregnancy jeopardizes the life of the mother.

(2) If the fetus is determined to be stillborn.

(3) If the parents are determined to be Muslims.


C — The only immigrants we should permit within our borders are:

(1) The ones with proper documentation who've waited their turn.

(2) What do I care, as long as they "self deport" as Mitt Romney promised?

(3) White ones.


D — Women are paid 77% of what men get paid because:

(1) Women don't work as hard.

(2) The Bible says so (it's in there somewhere, you just have to know where to look — my cousin Cletus says he seen it once!)

(3) 77%? What a crock! They should be paid 50% of what men earn.


E — Off-shoring jobs to the Third World is good for America because:

(1) American industrialists are only concerned for America, and what's best for their bottom line, is what's best for America's bottom line.

(2) Union workers are lazy, and they haven't produced anything decent for decades.

(3) Those other countries are part of the United States anyway, aren't they? I read that once on the Blaze.


F — Gun ownership:

(1) Should be mandatory for all citizens.

(2) Keeps crime under control by arming the good guys.

(3) Brings us closer to God!


G — Affordable healthcare for everyone:

(1) Is too expensive!

(2) Is Marxism!

(3) Is stupid, because poor people don't play polo or golf all 18 holes, so they'll die sooner anyway.


H — Prayer in school is:

(1) What the Founding Fathers envisioned for America.

(2) Fine with me.

(3) Fine with me, but Muslims, Jews, Buddhists, Shinto & Hindus better not chant their weird, foreign blathering in front of my kid! And atheists should just drop dead, as God wants.


I — Mitt Romney was right when he said the US auto industry should go bankrupt, because:

(1) American cars are junk, and those UAW wages are why GM and Chrysler failed in the first place.

(2) Bailing out car companies is what European socialists do!

(3) {Except when Reagan did it.}


J — Same sex marriage is:

(1) Creepy! There should be a death penalty for homosexuals.

(2) Okay in San Francisco and Hollyweird I guess, but it'll never fly in the Heartland... that's why God made barnyard animals.

(3) Okay, but only if I get to watch.


K — We should attack Iran and Syria, because:

(1) Syria's still hiding Saddam's missing WMDs.

(2) War is good for the economy. More bombs = more jobs. It's patriotic!

(3) They're Muslims, aren't they? Duh!


L — Energy independence:

(1) We should drill in ANWAR. Drill here, drill now, drill everywhere!

(2) We should drill in the Gulf of Mexico too!

(3) It's Obama's fault there was a spill in the Gulf of Mexico.


M — Education:

(1) Home schooling is best, because parents can teach Creationism over that stupid, godless Darwinism.

(2) Today's public school teachers are all yesterday's lazy, pot-smoking hippies.

(3) Rick Santorum had it right; American public schools are ruining our kids! Just look at how enlightened his turned out.


N — The purpose of the Judicial Branch of government is to:

(1) Interpret the Constitution.

(2) Interpret the Constitution the way God wanted.

(3) Interpret the Constitution the way Chief Justice John G. Roberts wants (same as #2 above).


O — Gas prices:

(1) High gas prices are due to President Obama's poor energy policies, and since they're high on his watch, it's up to him to resolve it.

(2) They're only dropping now, because of the Republicans in Congress, and Obama doesn't deserve any credit for that.

(3) Oh, and when gas prices were at an all-time high in July 2008 under George W. Bush, that wasn't his fault, it was the fault of the Democrats in Congress. See how this works?


P — Barack Obama has to go because:

(1) He ruined the economy.

(2) Okay, he didn't ruin it, but he hasn't fixed it yet.

(3) I don't like Portuguese Water Dogs.


Q — Citizens United was good for America because:

(1) It protects us from al Qaeda.

(2) It protects us from the Democrats.

(3) It protects us from ever again being an actual Democracy.

BE SURE TO WIPE YOUR HANDS WHEN YOU'RE DONE VOTING!

creative. Witty.

Reagan did not do the Chrysler loan guarantees, Carter did.
It was a good idea. It worked because the right guy was at the helm of Chrysler.

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Reagan = Arms race

Reagan = Illegal invasion of Grenada

Reagan = The Iran - contra scandal

Reagan = Interference in the affairs of Nicaragua, El Salvador and other Latin American states.

Reagan = Deregulation

Reagan = Reaganomics (trickle down)

Reagan = Deregulation

Reagan = Disdain for the working class

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Reaganomics trickled down like a bloody vaginal belch from a cum-filled AIDS-hole. The diarrhea which squirted out the other end was just an added bonus.

Sounds like how Russell Trombone was born.

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Windsor was born from a puddle of sperm left over from a 20 man gangbang mixing with his mother's fecal matter infected egg festering and thriving in a pile of crack residue and dog shit. Being an analbaby would be a dramatic step up for Windsor.

Oh c'mon guys. That is just uncalled for.

I'm sorry to have to admit that I live in the same country as Windsor. Fortunately, our paths have never crossed.



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RON PAUL 2012!!!

Didn't you say he signed it in the late 1990's? You don't know what you're talking about...

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Have you been trickled on lately?

Following diplomatic negotiations dating back to 1986 among the three nations, the leaders met in San Antonio, Texas, on December 17, 1992, to sign NAFTA. U.S. President George H. W. Bush, Canadian Prime Minister Brian Mulroney and Mexican President Carlos Salinas, each responsible for spearheading and promoting the agreement, ceremonially signed it. The agreement then needed to be ratified by each nation's legislative or parliamentary branch. Before the negotiations were finalized, Bill Clinton came into office in the U.S. and Kim Campbell in Canada, and before the agreement became law, Jean Chrétien had taken office in Canada.

The proposed Canada-U.S.trade agreement had been very controversial and divisive in Canada, and the 1988 Canadian election was fought almost exclusively on that issue. In that election, more Canadians voted for anti-free trade parties (the Liberals and the New Democrats) but the split caused more seats in parliament to be won by the pro-free trade Progressive Conservatives (PCs). Mulroney and the PCs had a parliamentary majority and were easily able to pass the Canada-US FTA and NAFTA bills. However, Mulroney himself had become deeply unpopular and resigned on June 25, 1993. He was replaced as Conservative leader and prime minister by Kim Campbell, who then led the PC party into the 1993 election where they were decimated by the Liberal party under Jean Chrétien had campaigned on a promise to renegotiate or abrogate NAFTA but broke his promise and negotiated two supplemental agreements with the new US president. In the US, Bush, who had worked to "fast track" the signing prior to the end of his term, ran out of time and had to pass the required ratification and signing into law to incoming president Bill Clinton. Prior to sending it to the United States Senate, Clinton introduced clauses to protect American workers and allay the concerns of many House members. It also required US partners to adhere to environmental practices and regulations similar to its own.

With much consideration and emotional discussion, the House of Representatives approved NAFTA on November 17, 1993, 234-200. The agreement's supporters included 132 Republicans and 102 Democrats. NAFTA passed the Senate 61-38. Senate supporters were 34 Republicans and 27 Democrats. Clinton signed it into law on December 8, 1993; it went into effect on January 1, 1994. Clinton while signing the NAFTA bill stated that "NAFTA means jobs. American jobs, and good-paying American jobs. If I didn't believe that, I wouldn't support this agreement."

Yeah, blame Democrats. Since the signing of the bill, the Republicans have controlled the House and had enough clout in the Senate to overturn this treaty that kills jobs, and you guys haven't done shit.

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