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You Just Might Be A Lefty...
You Just Might Be A Lefty...
(Said with my best Jeff Foxworthy impression)
If you drive your Volvo C30 to Target to buy your Bud Light, YOU just might be a lefty.
If you drive your Volvo C30 to Target to buy your Bud Light, YOU just might be a lefty.
New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.
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There's no one here more lefty than me. I don't drink Bud Light. We don't have Target here. I only drive North American, Union built vehicles.
The person you describe is hard core middle class.
I don't mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
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The person I describe is American.
New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.
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I drive a Honda and would only drink craft beer made from an artisan who knows what he's doing. Budweiser is an evil corporation regardless of their pandering.
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Damn. I was hoping for something funny.
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Your sense of humor must be in your mouth. Or it could be in an orifice a little farther south.
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New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.
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You're not a lefty, you're an elitist.
New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.
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Well it would be no different if I said "If you drive your Dodge 3500 with police and American flags on the back 100 mph on the freeway to buy another American flag and rush up to a guy in a uniform to breathlessly say 'Thank you for your service!' you might be a righty". It's just not funny.Bryce wrote: ↑Sun May 28, 2023 5:59 pmYour sense of humor must be in your mouth. Or it could be in an orifice a little farther south.
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Might be humorous if he picked an electric vehicle.Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Sun May 28, 2023 6:42 pmWell it would be no different if I said "If you drive your Dodge 3500 with police and American flags on the back 100 mph on the freeway to buy another American flag and rush up to a guy in a uniform to breathlessly say 'Thank you for your service!' you might be a righty". It's just not funny.Bryce wrote: ↑Sun May 28, 2023 5:59 pmYour sense of humor must be in your mouth. Or it could be in an orifice a little farther south.
The censorship king from out of state.
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Excellent, elitists drive middle class cars and pay a few extra bucks for a beer? I didn't know.
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It is because it's topical and hits upon something that is actually happening currently.Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Sun May 28, 2023 6:42 pmWell it would be no different if I said "If you drive your Dodge 3500 with police and American flags on the back 100 mph on the freeway to buy another American flag and rush up to a guy in a uniform to breathlessly say 'Thank you for your service!' you might be a righty". It's just not funny.Bryce wrote: ↑Sun May 28, 2023 5:59 pmYour sense of humor must be in your mouth. Or it could be in an orifice a little farther south.
New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.
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Bud Light is a beer that is popular among poor folks largely in trailer parks and other hick locations. Lefties drink it in far smaller numbers than righties. Most certainly not those driving a Volvo… they would never rush out to buy it. Your idea is good as a joke but you picked an absolutely horrendous set of characters and it just doesn’t work man.Bryce wrote: ↑Sun May 28, 2023 8:09 pmIt is because it's topical and hits upon something that is actually happening currently.Mega Hertz wrote: ↑Sun May 28, 2023 6:42 pmWell it would be no different if I said "If you drive your Dodge 3500 with police and American flags on the back 100 mph on the freeway to buy another American flag and rush up to a guy in a uniform to breathlessly say 'Thank you for your service!' you might be a righty". It's just not funny.Bryce wrote: ↑Sun May 28, 2023 5:59 pmYour sense of humor must be in your mouth. Or it could be in an orifice a little farther south.
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Hey now. I'm a lefty. I live in a trailer park for six months of the year. I don't drive a Volvo and I never touch Bud Light.Rate This wrote: ↑Sun May 28, 2023 10:28 pm
Bud Light is a beer that is popular among poor folks largely in trailer parks and other hick locations. Lefties drink it in far smaller numbers than righties. Most certainly not those driving a Volvo… they would never rush out to buy it. Your idea is good as a joke but you picked an absolutely horrendous set of characters and it just doesn’t work man.
I don't mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
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Looks like a whole lot less of them these days. Their sales are WAY down, and their stock has cratered as well.
But, you feel free to enjoy.According to data cited by the beverage industry trade publication Beer Business Daily, sales volumes of Bud Light for the week ending May 13 sank 28.4%, extending a downward trend from the 27.7% decline seen the week before.
New York and Chicago were all in with respect to their sanctuary status — until they were hit with the challenge of actually providing sanctuary. In other words, typical liberal hypocrisy.